Do you wonder why no one uses the abandoned restrooms in school? It’s not just because of the smell. It’s because of Ron the reckless ghost! He is small and is about 3 feet, fat, with long brown hair. His eyes are like a poop color maybe because he lives in the toilet. Ron is 7,000 years old but it looks like he is 7. Around his big nose, there are a lot of freckles. He smells so good he smells like bacon. He will haunt you and won’t stop pulling pranks on you, until you leave the nasty restroom.
Ron is so mean, he will make you run out of the restroom as fast as you could. At first, he will turn all the lights off and lock the doors. That’s why we removed the doors. Then he will turn a flash light on and right on the mirror you’re next. Then a swarm of old expired chocolate pie will be targeted after your face. He will trip you next and grab a marker to draw a fancy mustache on your face!
Ron is one of the smartest guys in the school. His accuracy that the pie will always hit your face, and he has only A+ on his report card. He knows everything about everybody. So no one will ever again will use the rest room.